Best Dog Captions for Instagram - Funny, Cute Dog Captions

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The Best Dog Captions for Instagram

1. Do I believe in love at first sight? Of course, I fall in love with every dog I see.
2. If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile. I would be a millionaire.
3. My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.
4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself
5. All you need is love & a dog.
6. What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs.
7. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.
8. Love is a four-legged word.
9. Dog kisses fix everything.
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.
Happy Anni-fur-sary!
He’s the most pup-ular dog at the park.
I am fur-ever yours.
I have too many dogs, said no one ever
I love you, fur real.
I will never fur-get you.
I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life.
I’m so paw-ssionate about dogs!
If there are no dogs in heaven, I don’t want to go.
Is it FriYAY yet? It’s been a ruff week.
It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
Life goals: pet all the dogs
Life is short spoil your dog
Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door.
My dog is my best fur-end.
No matter how many years we get with our dogs, it’s never long enough.
Pawsitive vibes only
Ready for a pawsome adventure!
Remain paws-itive!
The dog picnic quickly turned into a Bark-B-Q!
The road to my heart is paved with paw prints.
We have the ulti-mutt friendship.
We just got pawsession of a new dog.
When I needed a hand, I found your paw.
When my dog looks at me, I melt
Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend, never owned a dog .
Would rather be licking your face right now
You are fur-bulous.
You can’t beat that combo! Cold nose, warm heart.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can rescue it.

Cute Dog Instagram Captions

1. If I had a dollar for every time my dog made me smile, I would be a millionaire.
If you’re having a bad day, just pug-et about it!
My dog does this amazing thing where he just exists and makes my whole life better because of it.
My sunshine doesn’t come from the skies
My therapist has four legs and a tail.
Do you like my self-pawtrait?
Dogs ask for so little but deserve so much.
Don’t stop retrievin’.
Feeling corgeous.
Hope you have a pawsome day.
Howl you doing?
I live for the appaws.
I will always woof you.
I will take my dog over diamonds any day!!!
I’m a su-paw-star.
Anything is pawsible with a dog.
It’s time to get this pawty started.
Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
Life’s not ruff when you’re around.
Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
Some days are just meant for laying on the floor.
Thanks fur the memories.
The best therapist has fur and four legs.
The happiest pupper you ever did see.
The journey of life is sweeter when traveled with a dog.
The perfect pots of gold at the beginning and at the end, If only they could live furever.
The road to my heart is filled with paw prints.
Warning: cuteness overload.
Welcome to our home where dog hair is both a fashion accessory & a condiment.
You are pawfection.
You’ll never get the dog that you want, you’ll always get the dog that you need.

Clever Dog Instagram Captions

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Always DTS: down to snooze on a sunny patch of floor
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Coffee and dogs make the world go round
Dog do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.
Dogs are like potato chips, you can never have just one
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
Dogs are the universe’s way of apologizing for your relatives.
Dogs have a way of finding the people who need them and filling an emptiness we didn’t even know we had.
Dogs think you’re a god. Cats think they’re the gods.
EmBARKing on a new journey.
Everything I do, I do with paw-fect form.
Getting a new LEASH on life!
I have too many dogs, said no one ever
I’m not single I have dogs.
If you want a roommate, get a cat. If you want a family, get a dog.

It really is the dogs house, we just pay the bills.
It’s not drinking alone if your dog is home.
Just taking some time to paws and reflect.
Learn a lesson from your dog- NO matter what life brings you, kick some grass over that shit and move on.
Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses & wagging tails.
Never trust a person who doesn’t love dogs.
Now giving nap lessons.
Raising a dog is like a rainbow puppy are the joy at one end. Old dogs are the treasure at the other.
Saving a dog will not change the whole world, but it will change that dog’s world.
Sweet dreams are made of treats.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
The more men I meet, the more I love my dog.
There’s just a special connection between a dog and their person that can’t compare to regular friendships.
This friendship is fur real.
Those who teach the most about humanity aren’t always human.
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking about what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you.
Will work for treats!

Funny Dog Captions for Instagram

1. First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
2. Money can buy a lot of things, But it doesn’t wiggle its butt everytime you come in the door.
3. My windows aren’t dirty that’s just my dog, not art.
4. I don’t always bark at night, but when I do, it’s for no reason.
5. All dogs are good—some are just a little ruff around the edges.
6. Anything is paw-sible.

Caution: Dogs can’t hold their licker.
Crazy dog lady.
Dog hair is my glitter.
Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
Don’t stop retrievin’. Hold onto that feeling.
Feeling quite fetching today.
Home is where the dog hair is stuck to everything.
I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my squeak toy. Throw it, maybe.
I love my pup furry much.
I see you have food. I would also like food. Please give me your food.
I will always woof you.
I wish I could text my dog.
I wonder what my dog named me.
I’m not spoiled my master is just well trained.
If my dog makes you uncomfortable, I’d be happy to lock you up in the other room.
If you’ve had a ruff day, I’m here to make you feel better.

I’m all about that pug life.
I’m mutts about my dog.
I’m ready to paw-ty!
I’m so paw-fect. Love me fur-ever.
Just pug-get about it.
Kids these days… When I was a pup, I only had one toy and one stick.
No worries at all. It’s the leashed I can do.
Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!
Not to brag or anything, but I’m kind of a big deal to my dog.
Oh yeah, that’s the spot!
Paws what you’re doing right now, and look at me.
Quit hounding me. I’m fetching as fast as possible.
Raise the woof!
Sometimes you just gotta lay on the floor with your dog.
Sometimes, they call me ‘Getbackhere.’
Stop hounding me!
Thank you fur being a friend.
Today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day I catch that tail.
Trans-fur-mation Tuesday.
Ugh, here comes the pup-arazzi again.
What kind of dog doesn’t bark? A hush puppy!
What the pug?
Who’s a good boy? Well, I’m a good boy. Obvi!

Short Dog Captions for Instagram

1. Live. Love. Bark.

Love is a four-legged word.
Cuteness overload, am I right?
Dog people are my kinda people
Dogaholic.
Dogs = joy
Dogs love you. Cats tolerate you.
Dogs: Better than cats since…well, forever.
Dude, where’s my ball?
Every morning, I enjoy coffee and a beagle.
Happiness is doggy kisses.
He keeps hounding me for a treat!
He’s not fat, he’s husky!
Hold my drink, I’ve gotta pet this dog

I find dog puns rePUGnant.
I want to go to dog heaven.
I’ll love you fur-ever.
I’ve had a ruff day.
It’s my paw-ty, I can bark if I want to!
Life is too short to just have one dog.
Love is wet noses, sloppy kisses, and wagging tails.
My family is a rescue family.
Pawsitive vibes only
Rescue is my favorite breed
The best things in life are rescued.
The road to my heart is paved with pawprints.
What a mastiff waste of time.
What’s up dog?
You can’t buy love, but you can rescue it.

Sleeping Dog Captions for Instagram

1. If my dog has taught me anything, it’s that the more naps, the better.

Do not disturb the cuteness.
My dog fell asleep and I fell in love.
Warning: This pic contains too much cuteness for one person.
I wish I could sleep as much as my dog does.
I wonder if my dog dreams about me.
Buys a nice dog bed. Sleeps here instead.
Chewing all those toys really took a lot out of my dog.
Dreaming of Milk-Bones and chew toys.
Home is where my dog is sleeping.
Howl do you sleep?
I could sleep fur-ever with you.
I woof spending time with you.
If you love someone, let them sleep.

Is it nap time again?
It’s a stay in bed with your dog kind of day.
My dog is pawsitively adorable.
My dog loves taking naps, because they’re like time machines to their next meal.
My dog took the term, ‘just sleep on it,’ literally.
Never give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping instead.
Someone pawtied too hard.
Someone went hard at the dog park today.
Sorry, work. I can’t come in today. My dog’s being too cute.
The calm before the storm.
The sleepiest pupper you ever did see.
Wake me up when dinner is ready.
Warning: I could become even cuter than this.
You’re looking at the ultimate napper.
You’re welcome for this adorable pic of my dog.

Instagram Captions about Dog Walk

1. My dog’s nickname is ‘5 Miles,’ so I can tell people I walk ‘5 Miles’ every day.

Nothing better than hitting the park with your bestie.
Raise your paw. Who’s up for an adventure?
A little vacation for you and your dog
A walk a day keeps the vet away
Every day with you is complete and utter pawfection.
Happiness is a long walk with your pup.
Howl’s the weather outside?
I could walk with you fur-ever.
I’m the dog walker you were warned about
Just a walk around the bark.
Sometimes, on your walk, you need to paws and reflect.
Spending the day with my favorite pup.
Wake me up when it’s time for another walk.
We walk the walk and bark the bark.
When you have a dog, you never walk alone.
With you, I’m always walking on sunshine.
Working out is easier when you’ve got your best friend by your side.
You’ll never walk alone

Dog Quotes

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. — Josh Billings
And they called it puppy love. — Paul Anka, Puppy Love
Be the person your dog thinks you are. — C.J. Frick
Dog is God spelled backward. – Duane Chapman
Dogs are great. Bad dogs, if you can really call them that, are perhaps the greatest of them all. — John Grogan
Dogs do speak, but only to those who low how to listen. — Orhan Pamuk
Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach. – Moby
Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really. — Agnes Sligh Turnbull
Everything I know, I learned from dogs. — Nora Roberts
Happiness is a warm puppy. — Charles M. Schulz
How beautiful it is to find someone who asks for nothing but your company.-Bridgitte Nicole
If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. – Roger A. Caras
My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler
No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich. — Louis Sabin
No matter how you’re feeling, a little dog gonna love you. – Waka Flocka Flame
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does. – Christopher Morley
Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job. – Franklin P. Jones
There’s a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. – Dick Dale
When the dog looks at you, the dog is not thinking what kind of a person you are. The dog is not judging you. – Eckhart Tolle

Cute Dog Captions

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Warning: Cuteness overload.
Dogs are my favorite kind of people.
Love is a four-legged word.
They call it puppy love.
Excuse me while I be absolutely adorable.
A house isn’t a home without a dog.
I’m a VIP: Very Important Puppy.
What’s up, dog?
Rescued by my rescue dog.
I woof you so much.
The road to my heart is marked with paw prints.
My dog is the only one who really gets me.
Anything is paw-sible with a dog by your side.
Love is a wet nose and a wagging tail.
This friendship is fur real.
Live, laugh, bark.

Funny Dog Captions

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I don’t always bark in the middle of the night, but when I do, it’s at nothing.
Rumor on the street is that I’m a very good boy/girl.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
Dog hair is just part of the furniture at my house.
Crazy dog lady.
First he stole my heart, then he stole my bed.
The more people I meet, the more I love my dog.
Dog hair is my go-to accessory.
Bad to the bone.
Wag more, bark less.
Life is ruff when you’re this cute.
My therapist has four legs and a tail.
Keep calm and bark on.

Dog Quotes for Captions

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“Everything I know, I learned from dogs.” —Nora Roberts
“A dog is the only thing on Earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” —Josh Billings
“Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.” —Orhan Pamuk
“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” —Elayne Boosler
“Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day.” —John Grogan
“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.”―M.K.Clinton
“Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?”―Gabrielle Zevin
“Everyone thinks they have the best dog. And none of them are wrong.”―W.R. Purche
“Happiness is a warm puppy.” —Charles Schulz
“No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich.” — Louis Sabin