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Really, Double Meaning Jokes SMS or Double Meaning Messages are those Jokes SMS Messages which has two meaning. These messages are used to mislead somebody that is why it’s referred to as dual meaning chutkule. In case you are looking for some Very funny Double Meaning jokes then you might be on the right place.
Now we have an assortment of double meaning textual content messages and jokes. Hope you’ll like these twin meaning jokes and for those who like this please suggest this page to your friends. Have fun and luxuriate in your stay right here. Ship these double meaning jokes messages to your good friend’s mobile.
Double Meaning Jokes for Friend
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Lady in bus: – aapka kuchch touch ho raha hai.
Adami: – oh, vo meri salary hai pocket mein.
Lady : – saale haraami ! teri salary 5 mint mein 3 gun badh gayi ?:
2
Sunny leone Comedy nights with kapil mein aayi
to ek darhsak ne kaha “main aap ka bahut bada prashanshak hoon.
mainne aapaki saari filmein dekhi hain.
kya main aapake saath aap ki film ka ek step kar sakta hoon?
is par siddhu ne kaha
“Guru, har peela phool aam nahin hota, har seeta ka pati ram nahin hota.
thodi jeb dheeli karo aur hotal ka kharcha, kyoki ye vo step hai
jo khule aam nahin hota. thoko.
3
Ladka: aaj bada pyaar aa raha hai…
Ladki: jaanu, tum aaj mujhase ek waada karo
Ladka: jo tumhaara dil kare… vo maang lo
Ladki: baby, wo jo saamane laal rang ki Car khadi hai na..
Ladka: haan…haan.. Ladki: jaanu, mujhe wo doge kya!
Ladka: main tumhe usee laal rang ki lepistick doonga
4
Santa bank me manager ban gaya
achanak bank me daaku aa gaye
Daaku santa se: pent utaar
Santa: maarna mat utarta hu.
Daaku: ab hath utha
santa ne daaku pe 4 thappad jad die
Daaku: Are saale maar kyon rha hai?
Santa darte hue.
bhai apne hi to bola hath utha
5
Sheela – sir aaj kuchh naya padhaiyee
Teacher – bachchon har baat ke do matalab nikalate hain
Sheela – nikaal ke dikhaiyee sir
Teacher – Baith ja beti
Teri is baat ke bhi do matalab nikalte hain
6
Patni: Nashta Karlo.
Husband: Sx hi Mera nashta hai. (Aur pati sx karne lag jata haj)
Dopahar ko Patni: Lunch Karlo.
Husband: Sx hi Mera lunch hai, • (Aur pati sx kame lag Jata haj)
(Raat k0 jab pati ghar aata hai toh Patni panty utaar kar
heater ke aago baithi hoti haj)
Husband: Ye kya hai
Patni : Hawas ke pujari khana
garam kar rahi hun.
Double Meaning Jokes for Girlfriend
1
Boyfriend- Achanak bola:
Mujhe AIDS hai..
Girlfriend- KYA?
Boy- Ghabrao Mat…
Me mazaak kar raha hu,
Bas tumhari tight karni thi..
2
Chotu: Auntyji, you have a Bungalow, Cars, Bank balance, Nauker-Chaaker..,
Aap karti Kya Hai..??
Sunny Leone replies:-
Bas Beta, Ek Chhota Sa ‘HOLE-SALE’ ka Business hai.
3
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your..
book from your bag and study.
4
1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi, Aur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao
Travel Agent: 50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &
25 Thousand Me 1 Country
Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?
Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai…
Lekin Usmein Husband Hamaari Company Ka Hoga..!
5
Sharma ji ki party me dinner
karte hue Verma ji ke
pas
Mrs Sharma akar boli:
Bhaisaab, apne
to kuch liya hi nahi!”
Or 1
chicken ka leg-piece utha ke unki plate mein rakh diya.
Party khatam hone par Sharma ji ne
Verma ji se puchha:
“Khana kaisa tha?”
Verma Ji: Dishes to sabhi badiya
thi, par end mein bhabhi ji ne jo taang utha ke di, maza aa gaya!
6
Girl to doctor: Meri Umar 17 saal hai aur meri skin bohat soft aur sensitive hai.. Mera rang bhi bohat gora hai.. mein raat ko kya laga kar soya karun?
Doctor: KUNDI
7
BF: I wanna kiss on Your Lips
GF: Upper Lips? or Lower Lips
BF: What?
GF: Horizontal Lips? or vertical Lips?
BF: I didn’t Understand
GF: Jaa Beta Jaake Pogo dekh.
Double Meaning Jokes for Boyfriend
1
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein hi Kyun Pooch rahe ho Ya???
2
Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch Kiya.
kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?……..Nahi….Woh Hai LIFEBOY!!!
3
Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola: Darling, Airtel ka BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddi utar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
4
Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho.
5
Teacher: What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa: obviously Moon..
Teacher: How?
Santa: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na !
6
Girl: If you will propose me with shortest sentence ever then only I will accept
..
..
Boy: DEGI?
7
What is the thing that a man hides and women shows while walking?
Answer – Purse
Funny Double Meaning Jokes
1
Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke
12 Baje Se Kar Rahe Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai
Thake Nhi Kya…???
Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din Raat
Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!
2
Usne Utaari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!
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Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha Kapray
Sukhane Ka Taar…
3
Ladkiyan apas me Gale Milte waqt
Kya Sochti Hai…??
Is Ke To Mujh se Bhi Zyada “Bade” Ho
Gye hai…!!
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Pta nhi kaunsa shampoo use karti hai, “BAALON” pe…!!!
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4
Girl: Kal raat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.
5
Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Pay Karte-
Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi
.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein
Jaldi-Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: “Ye Kya Baat Hui,
Madam?
Khada Aapne Mera
Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par
Gayi?“
6
14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“
7
Wo kaun si cheez hai jisme ladkiyaan ladke se kahti hai aur jyada andar daalo?
Answer- sui me dhaga
Double Meaning Questions For Boyfriend
36.bf ask a question to his gfRambha Has Big,.Simran Has Small,.Girls Have,.Boys Do Not Have,What Is That?gf- Kaminey tujhe to har waqt bas wochahiyebf- Kamini terko har waqt bas wahidikhta hame Alpabet ‘ R ‘ ki baat kar raha hun
Double Meaning Jokes For Gf
37.Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.Boy: Aaj Shaam Ko Dogi Kya?Girl: Haan Le Lena, But Ye Toh Batao Car Ke Baare Mein Kyun Pooch ahe TheRe???
Whatsapp Double Meaning Questions
38.Bihar Ke Kisi Village Mein Aaj Bhi Films Ki Advertising Auto Pe Loudspeakers Se Announce Hoti Hai. Ek Din Kuch Aisa Announce Hua… Film Ka Naam Tha – Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani. Bade Ghar Ki Bahu Rani Ka Mazaa Lijiye, Din Mein Caar Baar, 9 Se 12, 12 Se 3, 3 Se 9 Aur Raat Ko 9 Se 12…!!! Aage Ka 30 Rupiya, Aur Peechhe Ka 60 Rupiya…!!!
Double Meaning Questions To Ask Boyfriend In Hindi
39.T.T. Collects fine from girls.Without ticket..Girl in suitfine Rs-100.In jeans Rs-50.In mini skirt Rs-20.1 Girl fine Rs-00.Why.Dirty mindShe hadTicket
40.Bathroom Mein, 1 Boy Ne 1 Girl Ko Har Jagah Touch Kiya.kya Tum Jaante Ho Ke Woh Boy Kaun Hai?........Nahi….Woh HaiLIFEBOY!!!:-P
41.undino kafi darr lagta thanachnaganakhelnakudnauffbahar janagilapan ka darrphir muje milabas 20 RS me.MOBILE COVER.ab barish k diN bhi “NO TENSION”….!!B-)ß
Double Meaning Jokes
42.Sex Karne Ke Baad Husband Bola:Darling, sick BALANCE Khatam Ho Gaya..!!–Itne Me Padosi Ka Baccha Apni chaddiutar Ke bola: Aunty VODAFONE ka chota recharge chalega..??
43.Aunty: Are Beta..Kitna Bada ho gaya hai..!!......Ladka: Aree Aunty, store Aapne Kab Dekha?
44.1 Lady Travel Agent ke Pass Gayi, pillsAur Kaha ke Mujhe Honey Moon Ke Bilkul Saste Package Batao, information pillsTravel Agent:–50 Thousand Me 3 Countries, &25 Thousand Me 1 Country–Lady: Aur Koi Is Se Sasta.?Travel Agent: Ek Package Bilkul Free Hai..Lekin Usmein Husband Hamari Company Ka Hoga..!
45.Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??Wife: What..???–Where..??–Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:–‘I will kill you, decease if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’
46.Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho....Band car ko b hila deti hai..!!47.Boy apni girlfriend ki maar raha tha,Achanak bola:Mujhe AIDS hai..–Girlfriend- KYA?Boy- Ghabrao Mat..Me mazak kar raha hu,Bas tumhari tight karni thi..!!
48.A Million Dollar Advice:Before making any costly promise to a women, stuffMast*rbate twice,It May change your opinion.
49.Sunny leone is casted in the sequel ofhum aapke hai kaun.. With family song..–Bhabi tum khushiyoka khajanaDicckk tana di*k tana a di*k tana!
50.Feeling bored?Wondering, what to do?Open the zip!Enter your hands in between your zip..take out your..book from your bag and study.
51.At 3AM:Man in bed with his wife,Slides his hand slowly across her shouldersAcross her waist,Under her neck,Under her back,& suddenly stops..Wife: Why did u stop?Man: Remote mil gaya, soja tu!!
52.Boy: Mummy uska naam ‘Jasmine’ kyoo hai?Mom: kyoki uske papa ko wo flower bohot pasand haiBoy: To phir mera naam aisa kyo?Mom: ‘Gotiya’ faltu ki bakwas bandd kar!!
53.American boy: Mom I’m dark even though u r white, pills why?–Mom: Listen son, information pills Considering all mistakes n crazy things i had done in my youth, forget about you are Dark, just thank god that u dont bark!
54.Jeevan ki 3 Hakiikat.School ki Ghanti.Garib ka Darwaja.Jawan Ladki.INKO JAB BHI THOKOGE
BACCHE HI BAHAR NIKLENGE !
Double Meaning Jokes English
55.o make it straight, she pulls it. 2 make it stand, she rubs it. 2 make it stiff, she licks it. 2 let it “IN” she pushes it. !!!! True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
56.I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
57.Beautiful Girl” sharma ji saw a beautiful girl. he went and kissed her. GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?” sharma ji: ” B.Com Final Year….
58.Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!
59.Father: Tell me the name of the bastard who made u pregnant? Daughter: Daddy if u eat fifteen bananas, can u tell which one made u fat?
60.Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb? Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.
61.Dear customer! your kiss balance is getting low!! Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now! u have 2 free kiss, and 3minutes hug will be expired on 1st JULY 2008
62.It’s short thing, gets longer when u hold it, and pass between women breasts, and enters into a hole. What is it? Car Seat Belt, you dirty mind.
63.We all love to spend lots of money for buying new clothesbut honestlyDid we ever realized that the best times we enjoy is the time we spend without clothes!!
64.A man with 8 childrentraveling by train.A lady asked: are they your children.Man: No Madam!Actually I am the owner of a condom companyandthey are the complaints of my customers.
65.Girl and boy lost in jungle After two days of struggle for food and water,girl said-dear plz fuck me.boy asid: why?girl said: abey kuch to ander jayega.
Double meaning jokes for gf
66.Height of Insult:Sunny Leone to Sonam Kapoor:Have you heard that song ‘Suno na sangemarmar’??Sonam: Yeah, too good song.Sunny: Next two lines are for you ‘Kuchh bhi nahi he, Aage tumhare’
67.*tring, tring*“Hello.”“Hello Uncle Ji, Anubhav Hai?”“Ha, 3 Bachche Hai Mere.”
68.You can’t beat this-!Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???Santa–bviosly Moon..Teacher: HowSanta: Madam ji Honey’moon’ hoga tabhi to ‘Son’ ayega na !
73.She: Pyaar Jhukta Nahin !Me: Hmmm, sirf position leta hai*Reported 69 times & blocked forever*
74.1 Ladka Aur 1 Ladki ke shaadi hue, Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hiUnka Bachaa hua–khana kharab ho gaya, Fridge me nahi rakha tha na…!
75.Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!;;;;;;;;Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha KapraySukhane Ka Taar…
76.Ladka Apni Girlfriend Ke Saath,Kamre Ke Andhar, Table Ke Upar,Pankhe Ke Neeche,
77.De Tacatac-Tacatac, De Tacatac-Tacatac…–Are Tennis Khel Raha Tha, Jaruri Nahi HarJoke ganda ho…
Santa banta double meaning jokes hindi
78.Snta:was kising a blank paper Bnta:Ye Kya Hai? Snta:Meri Grlfrd Ka Love Leter Bnta:Magar Ye To Khali Hai? Snta:Aj-kal Hum bat nahi karte
79.Santa shrab peeeeee raha tha to rone Laga Banta:kyu ro rahe ho? Santa:Yar Jis Ladki ko Bhulane k liye pi raha hu,uska naam hi yaad nahi aa raha
80.Santa: Ek problem hai yaar, meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai… Kya karu?? . . Banta: Jawaan ho gai hai…..to Border pe bhej do ..!
81.Santa ko 20 saal ke baad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna CHHOTA sa.
82.Santa Singh – Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya. Shopkeeper – Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai. Santa Singh – Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai “Cholesterol Free”
91.Girl: – Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi HaiThake Nhi Kya…???–Boy: – Ye To Kuch Nhi, Ab Main To Din RaatKarunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai…!!!
92.Usne Utari Saree, Fir Aayi Paticoat Ki Bari, Blouse To Pahle Hi Diya Tha Utar…!!!;;;;;;;;Zayda Excited Mat Ho Yaar, Yeh Tha KapraySukhane Ka Taar…
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